Hey. Hey hey hey. Hey. Hey. PAY ATTENTION. I have a really big announcement to make.
IS EVERYONE LISTENING?
[a pause]
Okay, good.
... What was I talking about?
-- Oh yeah! So, I have some big news.
MY GIRLFRIEND'S MELONS ARE BETTER THAN YOURS.
Let's look at the reasons why.
One. She's really, really fit. 'Cause she's a soldier. Or she was
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